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The internet might be the strongest tool in the world at this point. It can, obviously, be used for a variety of things – including getting famous. But if that kind of technology seems a bit beyond your grasp, you can follow the Kevin Federline model to attain the heights of stardom. Firstly, you’ll need to become a dancer. That’s right gentleman, go get those leggings ready and you’ll be on the way to fame. Next, you need to knock up a rich, but rather naïve pop star and pull her down into the hillbilly hell that she sought to escape through whoring herself out in music videos. Then, take her money. Almost done. Read more